I Is Sorry!

Sorry I have been away from my blog...but I have been busy trying to shed some of these big clumps of fur....it takes a lot of my energy but that's okay cause in between I go hunting and poking around looking for my toys...heh heh heh....Puuuuurrrr.


Here are a few of these fun things...almost all of them were gifties. Like the heart that has squares on it? My Secret Paws sent that to me at Christmastime...

And the little pretty ball you see here down below....Isn't that a pretty color? My Mommy says it is her favorite color and if she could she would get me a collar in that color...but then she said she wouldn't bother cause it would be covered up by all my beautiful fur...She is right I'm afraid, but maybe she could find a kercheirf in that color for me...I think it would look really pretty on me even though I probably wouldn't like it hanging around my neck...heh heh heh..
and this purrty 'jack' , as well...
This is a pretty color too, isn't it? And I have another jack that is a pretty green color as well...(my mommy says my love of color was inherited from her...more heh heh heh, like I have her DNA....yeah, Right!)....These toys I just showeded you were all a part of my Secret Paws Easter Present...Fun Fun Fun.....Puuuurrrrrrrr....

Okay. Back to shedding. Maybe a nap is in order....yes, I'm off to one of my secret hiding places for a good snooze-a-rooney....puuuurrrrr you later....

OY! THE FUR...

AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A LOT OF BAD LOOKING STUFF ON ME....MOMMY DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO....CAUSE SHE KNOWS I WON'T GO TO A GROOMER....AND THERE ARE GROOMERS THAT COME TO YOUR HOUSE, BUT SHE KNOWS I DON'T LIKE STRANGERS...ESPECIALLY STRANGE MEN....I'LL GO HIDE IN THE CLOSET THE SECOND THAT DOORBELL RINGS AND I DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL....

SO....SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO CUT AWAY A LITTLE HERE AND A LITTLE THERE....(SHE IS VERY VERY CAREFUL CAUSE SHE KNOWS IF THAT SCISSORS TOUCHES MY SKIN....HA HA HA....SHE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE THE SCISSORS TO ME AGAIN.....AND SHE IS RIGHT...HA HA HA...)

SHE KEEPS SAYIN' TO ME..."IT'S A DILEMMA!" BUT I PRETEND NOT TO KNOW WHAT SHE IS TALKIN' ABOUT....HA HA HA....BUT I KNOW...I TRULY DO KNOW.
SO I STARE AT HER.
HARD.
AND I STARE AND I STARE.
I TRY TO TELL HER IT WILL BE ALRIGHT. I LOOK HER RIGHT IN THE EYES SO SHE WILL GET THAT I'M TRYIN' TO TELL HER SOMETHIN'. AND WHEN I LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES I VISUALIZE THEM PICTURES I WANT HER TO SEE...YOU KNOW?


HER MIND MUST BE TOO CLUTTERED TO GET WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT.

NO MATTER HOW HARD I 'THINK' THESE PICTURES....SHE JUST ISN'T GETTIN' IT. YOU KNOW?

I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP NOW. THINKIN' WEARS ME OUT, BUT GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

GOOPY STUFF!

I got goopy stuff in the corners of my eyes...Oh, if only my Bestest Doggie Pal TINY DOG, could be here and lick these eye boogers away from my corners...Puuuurrrr...She likes these goopy things, so she says--and I believe her cause she is one honest little cutie pie doggie...

Her Mommy is a good Blogbuddy of my Mommy and Tiny and her fellow doggie pal, Stinky, are such nice kids...Purrrrr...I think they must have kitty hearts...or else I have a doggie heart..Ha Ha Ha....Puuuuuurrrrrrr....

My Mommy says my knottsy's is getting worse by the day...I kind of know what she means....there are a lot of clumpy looking things she feels when she pets me and Thank Goodness she pets me a lot...Puuurrrrr. Tiny and Stinky don't have this problem....But Fat Eric, my Kitty Blog Buddy kinda does...You outa pay thems some visits...Tiny and Eric are on my Blogroll thingy...Well, time for a nice snooze......Zzzzzzzzzzzzz